Internal Mono(b)log

A friend send me [this link.](http://immense-world.blogspot.com/2006/09/mathematics-genius.html)

Quite a funny take on math…

A banner advert for a new Sci-fi channel series caught my eye. It was ad for the Cryokennel, a device to cryogenically freeze your pets when you go on long vacations.
It gave me a chuckle and pulled me in to see the rest of the [site](http://www.scifi.com/eureka/madeineureka/). Looks like this could be a fun series. Wonder how long it’ll be before we get it up here in Canada.

I love Apple’s Mac ads, but this [parody](http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/07/07/bwe-mac-ads/) is pretty darned funny too.

Enjoy!

Have you ever flushed a toilet in an office or restaurant that sounded like and flushed like it was jet propelled? My new office has them, and being the curious person that I am I had to find out how this worked.

Seems these toilets use a product called a [flushmate](www.flushmate.com). It looks like a pretty neat piece of equipment designed to boost your long-drop’s performance. With the reno’s that Kim and I have been doing and in the vein of concerving water, I think that the 1GPF (1 gallon per flush) model from one of the many vendors is in our immediate future

After all, a man is King of his house and the King’s thone *needs* to be jet assisted!

I’m sure I’ve seen things like [this](http://zapatopi.net/themes/dactylfractalzoom.html). Don’t stare at it too long and not at all if you’ve ingested any psychedelics recently.

In the car today the DJs were talking about a recent NRA meeting where a well known musician celebrity got up there and said something along the lines of “I’m so radical that I want all criminals dead: rapists, murders, thieves… Just get a gun and shoot em all”.

Got me thinking… If I lived in the ‘States I’d likely be a gun owner. If someone broke into my house while I was there I’d empty the clip. When the officers responded I’d tell them that I panicked.

Their response would likely be a smile and something along the lines of “Nice grouping”.

It’s nice to harken back to a simpler time, when things were clearly defined.

Lol!

The Boi’s appeared here last night, rather unexpected from what I expected for the evening. No issue though as they’re a bizarre sort of fun.

I’m sure that Kim will have more to tell.

Those of you who know me, know that I’m not a cat person. I’m daily inflicted
with the _joys_ of having these beasts inhabiting my home.

Occasionally (and I do mean *occasionally*) they do give me a reason to chuckle. Like this one:

Dave’s fat cat taking 1/4 of the couch. What a lard-o!

Too much fun can be had with Google! Searching for credit card numbers that people have posted, seeing how many hits your name gets.

A new one, thanks to Engadget is How digitcameras loose their virginity. Nice!